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Keri Hunter
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 Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject: J0ke for all? |
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>,>,A man sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
>,>,home.
>,>,He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>,>,Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife
>,>,merely stays at home.
>,>,I want her to know what I go through, so let her body to
>,>,switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>,>,God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the mans wish.
>,>,The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>,>,He originated, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
>,>,their school clothes, fed them breakfast, filled their lunches, drove
>,>,them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
>,>,cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
>,>,shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and
>,>,balanced the chequebook. He cleaned the cats litter box and bathed the
>,>,dog. Then it was already one P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, do the
>,>,laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
>,>,school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way
>,>,home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
>,>,homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
>,>,ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
>,>,salad, bread crumbed the pork chops and snapped new beans for dinner.
>,>,After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen, loaded the dishwasher, folded the
>,>,Laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>,>,At nine P.M.. He has been exhausted and, although his daily chores werent
>,>,finished, he went to bed where he was projected to make love,
>,>,Which he managed to get through without complaint.
>,>,The next morning, he awoke and now knelt by the bed and said:
>,>,Lord, I dont know what I thinked . I was so wrong to
>,>,Envy my wifes being able to stay home all day., oh, let
>,>,us trade back.
>,>,The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: My son, I feel you have
>,>,learned your lesson and I'll be happy to change things back to
>,>, The way they were.
>,>,Youll just have to wait nine months, although. You got pregnant last
>,>,night. |
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Interwest
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject: J0ke for all? |
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| ha ha ha good one and the moral being ?? we must be cautious of what we wish for .. |
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Mathew Velasquez
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject: J0ke for all? |
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| An elderly widow and widower dated for about five years. The man decided to ask her to marry. She now said yes. The next morning when he awoke, he couldnt remember what her answer was. Was she happy? I think wait, no, she looked at me humorous. .. After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didnt remember her answer to the marriage plan. Oh, she said, Im so happy you called. I remembered saying yes to someone, but I couldnt remember who it was. |
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Don
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject: J0ke for all? |
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Hahahahahahaha
Very funny |
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Vicky Holden
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject: J0ke for all? |
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| Hope you cut and pasted that story because it was out for so long that they had a 21st party for the child. |
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