>,>,A man sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
>,>,home.
>,>,He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>,>,Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife
>,>,merely stays at home.
>,>,I want her to know what I go through, so let her body to
>,>,switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>,>,God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the mans wish.
>,>,The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>,>,He originated, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
>,>,their school clothes, fed them breakfast, filled their lunches, drove
>,>,them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
>,>,cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
>,>,shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and
>,>,balanced the chequebook. He cleaned the cats litter box and bathed the
>,>,dog. Then it was already one P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, do the
>,>,laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
>,>,school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way
>,>,home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
>,>,homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
>,>,ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
>,>,salad, bread crumbed the pork chops and snapped new beans for dinner.
>,>,After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen, loaded the dishwasher, folded the
>,>,Laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>,>,At nine P.M.. He has been exhausted and, although his daily chores werent
>,>,finished, he went to bed where he was projected to make love,
>,>,Which he managed to get through without complaint.
>,>,The next morning, he awoke and now knelt by the bed and said:
>,>,Lord, I dont know what I thinked . I was so wrong to
>,>,Envy my wifes being able to stay home all day., oh, let
>,>,us trade back.
>,>,The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: My son, I feel you have
>,>,learned your lesson and I'll be happy to change things back to
>,>, The way they were.
>,>,Youll just have to wait nine months, although. You got pregnant last
>,>,night.
