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Nona Tate · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 2117

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what
he went through so he prayed: Dear Lord: I go to work
every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely
stays at home. I want her to know what I go through,
so let her body to switch with mine for a
day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the mans wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
woman. He originated, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed
them breakfast, filled their lunches, drove them to
school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took
it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a
deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put
away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the
check book. He cleaned the cats litter box and bathed
the dog.

Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the
beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop
the kitchen floor Ran to the school to pick up the
kids and got into an argument with them on the way
home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the
ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
snapped new beans for supper. After supper, he
cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9
P.M. he has been exhausted and, although his daily chores
werent finished, he went to bed where he has been expected
to make love, which he managed to get through without
complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and now knelt by
the bed and said: Lord, I dont know what I was
thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wifes being able
to stay home all day., oh. oh., let us
trade back.

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: My son, I
feel you learned your lesson and I'll be happy
to change things back to the way they were. Youll
just have to wait nine months, although. You got
pregnant last night.

Omar · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 2123

LOL. serves him right.

Denver · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 2173

LMBO.LOL.HAHA.

max78 · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 2103

ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Sorry, thats my thinking. My opinion, that was funny.

Adan Wiley · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 2107

Im cracking up..

Alberta · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 2109

LOLOLOLOL. Good one.

Delia Mack · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 2070

LOL awsome star